Boss

When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be BOSS. The brain said, "Since I control everything and do all the thinking, I should be BOSS."

The feet said, "Since I carry man where he wants to go and get him into position to do what the Brain wants, I should be BOSS."

The Hands said, "Since I must do all the work and earn all the money to keep the rest of you going, I should be BOSS."

The eyes said, "Since I must look out for all of you and tell you where the danger lurks, I should be BOSS."

And so it went, the Heart, the Ears, the Lungs, and finally the Asshole spoke and demanded to be the BOSS.

All of the other parts laughed at the ides of an Asshole being BOSS, this made the Asshole so angry that he blocked himself off and refused to function.

Soon the Brain was feverish, the eyes crossed, the Feet were too weak to walk, the Hands sweated and winched, and the Heart and Lungs were failing. All pleaded with the Brain to repent and let the Asshole be BOSS, and so it happened . . .

All the other parts had to do all of the work while the Asshole just BOSSED and passed out a lot of shit!

MORAL: You do not have to be a Brain to be BOSS, just an Asshole!

Last updated July 23, 2022