An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other. He says to
the waiter, "Me want coffee." The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He gets the
Indian a tall mug of coffee and the Indian drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the bucket, throws the manure into
the air and blasts it with the shotgun, then walks out. Four days later the Indian returns. He has his shotgun
in one hand and another bucket of manure in the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Me
want coffee." The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto, we're still cleaning up from the last time you were in
here. What the heck was all that about, anyway?" The Indian says, "Me in training for Executive Management
job. Drink coffee, shoot the shit, and disappear for a few days.