FEMALE PRAYER:
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep. One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks. When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed. When I spend his cash he won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door. Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind. Who knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end. And never attempt to hit on my friend.
Amen
MALE PRAYER:
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a boat.
Amen