A minister, a priest and a rabbi went for a hike one day. It was very hot. They were sweating and exhausted when
they came upon a small lake. Since it was fairly secluded, they took off all their clothes and jumped in the water.
Feeling refreshed, the trio decided to pick a few berries while enjoying their "freedom."
As they were crossing an open area, who should come along but a group of ladies from town. Unable to get to their
clothes in time, the minister and the priest covered their privates and the rabbi covered his face while they ran
for cover.
After the ladies had left and the men got their clothes back on, the minister and the priest asked the rabbi why
he covered his face rather than his privates. The rabbi replied, "I don't know about you, but in MY congregation,
it's my face they would recognize."